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🧙 Embraces hilarious fantasy adventure themes

🃏 Builds strategic decks through card purchases

😈 Lets players sabotage their opponents' decks

🏆 Rewards clever resource and victory-point management

😂 Creates unpredictable and humorous game moments

👥 Supports competitive group game nights

🎁 Makes a fun gift for fantasy game fans

⚔️ Adds a chaotic twist to traditional deck building

Thou Sucketh - Competitive Fantasy Card Game for Adults (2-5 Players, Ages 14+) - WildFire

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Product Information

Enter a ridiculous medieval fantasy world where becoming the greatest adventurer means more than simply building your own fortune. Thou Sucketh is a humorous deck-building board game from WildFire that puts players in the role of aspiring adventurers competing to earn the most victory points. Players generate resources from their hands, purchase useful cards for their own decks, and deliberately acquire troublesome cards that can be placed into opponents' decks, creating a playful mix of strategy, sabotage, and unpredictable consequences.

The game combines easy-to-learn deck-building mechanics with outrageous fantasy humor, giving every round opportunities for unexpected setbacks and memorable moments. Players can pursue powerful adventures and beneficial cards while disrupting their rivals with deliberately detrimental additions, making interaction an important part of the experience. With enough starter decks to accommodate up to five players and games lasting around an hour, Thou Sucketh offers an entertaining option for fantasy-loving groups looking for a competitive game with a distinctly comedic personality.

Thou Sucketh Game Cards

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Game Instructions

Manufacturer: WildFire

Item Weight: 1.42 pounds

Item UPC: 06059305669010

Who wants to be an Adventurer Everyone That’s why you’re willing to do anything, including sabotage your rivals, to be the best. You might conquer the Dragon’s Hoard or curse your enemies with Gorthak’s Tremulous Bowel. You might become a Boss-Killer or get Kicked in the Head by a Pissy Unicorn. All’s fair in love and adventuring Thou Sucketh is a hilarious fantasy-themed deck building board game, in which you take on the role of an aspiring adventurer. You not only buy awesome cards for yourself, you buy detrimental cards to put in your opponents’ decks. They can make life complicated, but in a funny way. Game play is easy to learn.

Age Range: 14+ years.
You generate resources from your hand, purchase cards for yourself or another’s deck, and compete for the most victory points in your deck at the end of the game.
If you win, shout Verily, I Ruleth loudly and proudly. Each player in Thou Sucketh is competing against the others. There are enough starter decks to accommodate up to five players. Games take about an hour.

Game Theme: Humorous fantasy-themed deck-building game centered on aspiring adventurers competing for glory and victory points.

Gameplay: Players generate resources from their hands and purchase cards for their own decks or deliberately place detrimental cards into opponents' decks.

Player Count: Designed for competitive play with 2–4 players, while the included starter decks can accommodate up to 5 players.

Age Range: Recommended for players ages 14 and up.

Game Length: A typical game takes approximately one hour to complete.

Victory Objective: Players compete to finish with the most victory points in their decks.

Game Style: Combines resource management, deck building, direct player interaction, fantasy humor, and strategic sabotage.

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Age Range: 14+ years.
You generate resources from your hand, purchase cards for yourself or another’s deck, and compete for the most victory points in your deck at the end of the game.
If you win, shout Verily, I Ruleth loudly and proudly. Each player in Thou Sucketh is competing against the others. There are enough starter decks to accommodate up to five players. Games take about an hour.

Product Specifics

Manufacturer: WildFire

Item Weight: 1.42 pounds

Item UPC: 06059305669010

Box Contents

Thou Sucketh Game Cards

Starter Decks

Game Components

Game Instructions

Game Theme: Humorous fantasy-themed deck-building game centered on aspiring adventurers competing for glory and victory points.

Gameplay: Players generate resources from their hands and purchase cards for their own decks or deliberately place detrimental cards into opponents' decks.

Player Count: Designed for competitive play with 2–4 players, while the included starter decks can accommodate up to 5 players.

Age Range: Recommended for players ages 14 and up.

Game Length: A typical game takes approximately one hour to complete.

Victory Objective: Players compete to finish with the most victory points in their decks.

Game Style: Combines resource management, deck building, direct player interaction, fantasy humor, and strategic sabotage.

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We fulfill orders as quickly as possible when we're at the Poggers warehouse, Monday through Friday, from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. CST—usually within 24 hours of receiving your order. If you place an order over the weekend, it will be fulfilled that following Monday. We aim to hand the package to the shipping carrier within 24 hours, but depending on when the order was placed and how busy we are (we're a small family business, after all), it may take up to 48 hours to get it into the carrier's hands.

The time it takes for your order to arrive depends on the shipping method you choose and when we fulfill the order, as explained above. Carriers typically have a 24-hour handling time before your package enters their system and they start counting the shipping days.

For example, if you select a 3-day shipping method on Monday, the carrier will likely receive it on Tuesday and won't begin counting the 3-day shipping until Wednesday, meaning you should expect it to arrive by Friday, Saturday, or possibly even the following Monday, depending on whether that carrier operates on weekends (e.g., UPS usually does not deliver on weekends). Due to the variability in shipping times, we strongly suggest placing your order as soon as possible if it's time-sensitive.

We're located in a small town of around 2,000 people named “Belgium” in the state of Wisconsin, USA. And no, it's not the country of Belgium—it's a tiny town called “Belgium” that you probably haven't heard of. There's not much going on here, but we do have a nice gas station that recently opened, where we usually get our morning coffees!

Poggers is the best toy store in the world, of course! Well, we might be a little biased... (probably). We're a small, family-owned and operated business with just a handful of employees working out of a 5,000 sq. ft. warehouse in the Midwest, USA. We sell all kinds of toys, games, collectibles, anime merchandise, and pretty much anything you’d want if you like having fun!

It's true that when you place an order, we make a couple of bucks, but instead of helping those super-rich shareholders of massive corporations get even richer, you can support us!

To be transparent, we're currently saving up to open our first brick-and-mortar location, so every order helps! We're trying to build a really cool and fun business, with (hopefully) a store that makes you say, “Wow, this place is cool!” when you walk in. The only way we can do that is with your support. So please help us out by clicking that “Add to Cart” button!

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from 291 reviews

everything as described. fair prices. no complaints. I am future customer as well.

ALBERT MARTINO

11/08/2026

World of Warcraft - Undead Priest & Undead Warlock with Mystery Weapon Action Figure (1:12 Scale) - McFarlane Toys

Cruise Ship

I purchased a DIY lego cruise ship and am very satisfied. It's not an overwhelming amount of pieces although they are small. Great for little hands, too. The purchase was a fair price and arrived timely.

Denise

11/07/2026

LEGO [Promotional] - MSC Cruises Cruise Ship Building Set (40318)

Great Gift

Got this for our Grandson. He loves this game and his previous set was destroyed at school and he was quite upset.We found out this game is no longer manufactured and difficult to locate. Fortunately we found Poggers. They had it in stock at a reasonable price, shipped right away and my Grandson was thrilled. Thank you so much.

Hunter Giles

11/06/2026

Valley of the Vikings - Dexterity Vikings Board Game for Adults, Family, and Children (2-4 Players, Ages 6+) - HABA

fast and easy, came jn good condition!

Rowan

11/02/2026

Persona - Morgana Plush (9.25") - Youtooz - Persona 5 Tactica Collection - (2025)

Great

Great fast shipping

Cassandra Bell

10/30/2026

Magic: The Gathering [Core 2020] - Chandra, Flame's Fury Planeswalker Deck

Starscream!

I'm so pleased with this purchase! Very fast shipping. I so wished I would've found this web site so much sooner. I ordered this figure to have it autographed by Steve Blum. It got to me in amazing shape. The item was just as described and pictured! Even the voice actor was impressed he made a comment about how good the box was! I will definitely order from here again. Thank you so much! Will do business again!

Jacky Dixon

10/25/2026

Transformers Prime: Robot In Disguise - Starscream Decepticon Action Figure (8") - Hasbro

In stock, fast delivery

Poggers had the product I was looking for, and it was in stock. Every other place was sold out. Poggers provided fast, friendly service. Shipping was fast and free, and my items were packed well. I will purchase from them again.

Joshua Marcini

10/25/2026

One Piece- Pirate Crew Jolly Rogers Umbrella (Polyester) - ABYstyle

Awesome website

My minifigs arrived quickly and perfectly. A pleasure to do business with. Would order again!

Joanne

10/23/2026

LEGO [Collectable Minifigures] - Monsters Minifigures Blind Bag - Series 14 (71010)

just as pictured, super fast shipping

Joel

10/21/2026

Magic: The Gathering [Modern Horizons] - Wrenn and Six Deck Box - Ultra PRO

really fast shipping

Joel

10/21/2026

Magic: The Gathering [Modern Horizons] - Wrenn and Six Protective Card Sleeves (100 Count) - Ultra PRO

really good hat and brand new!! that you so much!!

Alejandro

10/20/2026

My Hero Academia - Characters Snapback Hat (All Over Print, Flat Bill) - Bioworld

Awesome Rengoku’s

Figures arrived just as stated! They’re authentic, and not bootlegged! I’d love to buy more items from Poggers if they stocked up on them in the future! I wonder if it’s possible to request figures/merch somewhere on the site :0? Thank you for the service regardless!

Tariah

10/19/2026

Demon Slayer - Flame Breathing Kyojuro Rengoku Figure (1:8 Scale) - Kotobukiya - ArtFX J Series

It came to mail box in the exact condition
very noice

Cylus Hopkins

10/18/2026

Mega Bloks [Call of Duty] - Brutus Building Set - Mega Bloks Collector Series (CNC66)

I really wanted star trek pants and these are just what i was hoping for.

Anna

10/16/2026

Star Trek - USS Enterprise Pajama Pants (All Over Print) - Bioworld

Everything in the listing was exactly as described. The ship time was quick, and the quality of the product was excellent. I highly recommend Poggers and would definitely shop here again!

Caedmon

10/15/2026

Attack on Titan - Levi Ackerman Figure (Renewal Package Version) - Kotobukiya - ArtFX J

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Awesome site!!

★★★★★ Louie Hagopian

Got my items really fast and they were in perfect condition. Will definitely order from here more since they have a great selection of stuff that’s hard to find on other sites. Thank you!! :)

I LOVE THIS WALLET !!

★★★★★ Shane Wilson

if you’re a lifelong Yu-Gi-Oh! fan such as myself, then this is the wallet for you. It’s beautiful and the quality is amazing. Thank you so much to the Poggers family for packing it so delicately and getting it to me quick ! all love & I am definitely ordering more !

Love it!

★★★★★ Taber Long

Fits exactly as I was hoping! I've struggled to find a hat that has a theme I like while not having a massive dome that makes it look huge when worn. Quality is superb. Also love being able to support a small business that appreciates their customers!

What Other People Say About Poggers

One big wholesome nerdy family.

Just a very fast, friendly, group that feels like a classic family owned toy shop.
Every step of the way, they made sure my package was sent, tracking data and even wanted to make sure it arrived. Like a friend wanting to make sure your present arrived on time.
When it arrived, there were surprises as well, which wasn't necessary, but made me smile.
I ordered a card game, but friends of mine have ordered figurines and plush toys and have had also a great experience.
The fact this was placed during Thanksgiving and during a rough weather storm in Wisconsin was equally amazing!I
love this group and recommend it, even if it's $2-3 more compared to Amazon and other Retailers, this is such a caring retailer.
Give it a try, the service stands out!

- Jordan H.

Best Apprehension Buy Ever!

I was slightly wary originally to purchase from this story because I'd never heard of it, and when it comes to figures I am extra worrisome but I took the chance because they had a Gojo figure I'd been searching for and couldn't find without it costing an arm and a leg.
The price was fair, so I gave them a chance and I'm happy I did because the figure came in original packaging and clearly unboxed.
It was pristine and exactly as pictured, and it came rather quickly I'd like to add.
The note attached to the invoice was super cute and made me smile. (Shout out to Ray, a fellow JJK fan.) I will certainly buy from here again in the future with no apprehension.
All I ask is that you get the JJK0 Geto noodle stopper figure soon!

- Chasedy H.

Absolutely Fantastic!

I was hesitant at first because I'd never heard of this store and they are quite new, but they're absolutely amazing! Professional and yet delightfully quirky with emails and update, and the site it's self is easy to navigate! They have stock that's old and new at very good yet legitimate prices, and seem to have a range of products from Hatsune Miku to Batman to Pokemon to Skyrim! Big store variety with little store charm, will be buying from them again for sure!!!

- Ginger H.

First time customer at Poggers

Great price for a Catan expansion! Skeptical at first because they had the lowest price on that item and I've never heard of the company before, so I did a quick google search for the reliability of the company and decided to give them a try.
They're very accommodating with request. Quick and fast response/service.
Item shipped out the next business day.
This is a legitimate family owned company so I'm definitely going to give them more of my business when needed.

- Phuong

Just placed my first purchase with POGGERS…

Just placed my first purchase with POGGERS! I found what I was looking for, had a good price & received it today in a very properly wrapped box.
I KNOW my grandson will love this. I believe I have found a GREAT toy store!!

- John Doe

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One big wholesome nerdy family.

Best Apprehension Buy Ever!

Absolutely Fantastic!

First time customer at Poggers

Just placed my first purchase with POGGERS…

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